This was handed to me at the hospital. Maybe they were telling me 'just wait'
 
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It gives a sure-fire boredom stomper from the minister, Rev. Jack Brown. He says there are 16 books of the Bible mentioned in the following paragraph. Can anybody be bored racking their brain over this one. Can you find them all? "I once made a remark about hidden books in the Bible. It was a lulu, kept some people looking so hard for facts, and to others it was a revelation. Some were in a jam, especially since the books were not capitalized. But the real truth finally struck home to numbers of readers. To others it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few minutes for you. Yes, there will be some very easy ones to spot. Others might require judges to determine. We will quickly admit it usually takes a minister to find one, and there will be no lamentations when you see how easy it is. A little lady says that if she brews tea, she can concentrate better. See how well you can compete. Relax, now; there are sixteen in the paragraph." If you can't find them all, take two aspirin and call your minister!

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